Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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