At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
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