I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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