Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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