I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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