Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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