Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
