yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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