Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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