So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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