Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
So much Jack, so little girl.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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