It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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