do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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