she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
