Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
