ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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