i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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