Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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