didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
