Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
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