I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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