im drinking this country out of the recession.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Can I color on your dick again?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Lo siento on account of my penis...
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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