Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Drake has all the answers
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
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