Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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