shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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