make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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