Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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