I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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