dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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