What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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