Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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