They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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