Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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