I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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