i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
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