i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I am available for nakedness
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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