Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Hippo gnu deer
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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