Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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