I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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