I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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