what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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