If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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