butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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