I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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