So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
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