its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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