Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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