I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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