Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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