put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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