Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Randomize
